Best Top 10 Witty SMS

1. You are  very Humble and nice

Dont be that

you are not that great to be humble

2.Do you think your work is important ?

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important."

3.You Have Faith in youreself

Faith is essential t achieve something

But A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

4.Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

5.Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are  abusing  the privilege.

6.Always remember you're unique,

You are special

You are different

You are made by God

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just like everyone else

6.You are fortunate as you got

Beauty,Brain,Personality,Good Manners ,Sex Appeal

I am unfortuanate as I have  Sinned

By sending a lie in SMS

7.Help me to understand

Why is it that when you transport something by car,

it's called a shipment,

but when you transport something by ship,

it's called cargo?

8.You got a purpose in Life

you are great

It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life is

Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.

9.Congrats you are a good Drinker

You never Drink Too Much

Only waiters over-serve you

10.

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.