your Mind just Run like Computer
The older one with lesser processing powers
My wife is just Like a Computer
without much needed shutdown button.
Unix Commands are not for civilized Society
See yourself :date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;
You got Special love message!!!
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue to see message
I Searched but could not find 'Any key' and this idiot Computer is asking me again and again to press any key please help me.
Without Computers Life Would be hell.
No one to blame for our mistakes.
If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
your mobile has got windows Virus.................Smash forehead on Mobile to continue
Stylish Error message
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things,
but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done
Computers must be female because
even the creator never fully understands their internal logic
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you Go for it,
you regret that a better model is available
Same Mistake can be made again and again without any improvement.
Computers Must be male
The biggest model is not necessarily the best model.
They work much faster if left alone
Crash can happen any time without warning.
Memory is always lesser than task in hand
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