Friday, February 26, 2010

Latest 2010 unsent unpublished Holi New SMS

Latest 2010 unsent unpublished Holi New SMS

Rangon ke is Parv mein
Dil ka har Rang Dikhana Chahta hoon
Kaab Milenge aap se hum kal
Kyonki mein Holi bas aapke saath manana chahta hoon

Basant Utar gaya Zamin Par
Hava ne Khushboo Gholee
Aao Sab Mil  kar mana lein
Bharat ka pyara Parv Holi
Happy Holi !!!

kal aayenge hum aap se milne
kareinge  kuch titholi
Roj Raj Nahi aati Hai
Pehle pyar ki pehli Holi

So What you think ?
This Cant Happen
I Cannot Do that
Oh No
I cant remain without thinking about you
Happy Holi

Na koi naam Bheja
Na koi Paigam  Bheja
Bus Hum ne Aapko
Holi ka Salam Bheja
Happy holi

ur 2 good
ur 2 beautiful
ur 2 original
Ur 2 romantic

Arey  BaBa Holi par to Jhoot Chalta Hai
Happy holi

Suraj se Yellow
Aasman se Blue
Aag se Red
Dharti se Green
Snow se white
Chand se Silver
Sab ragon se sajai
aapko holi ki Badai
Happy Holi

Twinkle Twinkle little star
Pyar ki holi Pehli Baar
Up above the world so High
Holi ki ho bahut Badai

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Yeh hai rangon ki bauchaar
jisse bachna hai bekaar!
Happy Holi mere yaar!

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaro holi ka tyohar.
Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye
pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Tumhari holi ho number one,
aur tum karo whole lotta fun!
wishing you a happy & colour full holi.
Happy Holi

Khaa key gujiya,
pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Holi par sabhi ko
sabhi rango se
milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki
khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Pichkario ki fuhar,
gubbaro ka dhamal,
rango ka shringar,
gulabo ki bahar,
apno ka sath,
jivan me ulaas
bhang ka gilas,
apki holi ho first class

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Holi”

Rang udaye Pichkari
rang se rang jaye duniya sari
holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de
ye shubha kaamna hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad
thodi Si Hasi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak
App Ko Ye Holi,Aj Raat ke Bad.
Wishing in Advance
Happy Holi

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
Happy Holi

Chadenge jab pyare rang,
ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

Nature ka har rang aap pe barse,
har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,
Rang de aapko mil ke sub itna,
ki aap woh rang utaarne ko tarse.
HAPPY HOLI.

Rangon se bharaa rahe tumhara jeevan,
khushiayaan barse tumhaare aangan,
Indradhanush si khushiyaan aayein,
aao milkar holi manayein

Holi Hai!
But you know what …
With you in my life each day has become as masti bhari, khusiyan bhari as Holi!
Thank you, sweetheart!

No Toli
No Kholi
Khao Bhang ki "Goli" aur
sajao ghar-ghar prem ki rangoli
Qki aap ho mere ham joli

Happy Holi

BHANG KI KHUSBOO,
THANDAI KI MITHAS,
RANGO KI BAHAR,
HOLI KA TEOHAR AANE KO TAYAR ,
THODI SI MASTI ,
THODA SA PYAAR ,
SABSE PEHLE MUBARAK HO AAPKO HOLI KA TYOHAR

Isse pahle holi ki sham ho jaye,
Badhaiyo ka silsila aam ho jaye,
Bheed me shamil hamara naam ho jaye,
Kyu na holi ki abhi se RAM-RAM ho jaye
....Happy Holi

2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge.
Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad “HOLI” Hai
And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You
“HAPPY HOLI”…

Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka
Hum sab yaaron ka
Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka
Gali mein gali walon ka
Mohalle mein mahoul waalo ka
Desh mein deshwalo ka.
Boora naa maano Holi hai Holi hai bhai Holi hai!

Bin Sawan Barsat nahi hoti
Suraj Dooebe bina raat nahi hoti,
Apni tau aadat hai aisi ki
Aapko wish kiye bina festival ki shuruat
nahi hoti

Happy Holi

Aap hmare dil me rhte hain,
Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.
Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai
Happy Holi

Holi k rang bikhrenge,

Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,

Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga

Mere piya jab mere sang hoga !!

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

CHAND-TAARE CHUP GAYE,
MIT GAYA ANDHKAR.
DHUP SUNHARI DEKH KAR,
JAAG GAYA SANSAR.
DIN AAPKA GUJRE ACHA KARTE DUA HAZAR.
BHEJ RAHE HAI AAPKO HOLI KA PYAR

Ajse aapke yahan Rangon  ki barsat ho,
Khushiyon ka  ka vass ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Holi!

Holii  pe ho rang ki bauchar
suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahar
chand ki chandni aur apno ka pyaar
aapko mubarak ho holi ka tyohar
HAPPY HOLI.

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Happy Holly

Main Jahan Jahan Jata Hoon,
Mujhe tera cherha  dikhta hai,
Ye Tera Kasoor Nahi
Sab Chehre Aaj Rangelein hain ,
Holi Mubarak!

Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..
rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

One day to go...
Holi aane mein...
happy bath anniversary and HAPPY HOLI to U...
Dear subscriber,
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.
Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …
So wish you a happy holi!

Largest Collection BEST HOLI SMS in English Happy holi Top SMS Holi Best Messages

Largest Collection BEST HOLI SMS in English Happy holi Top SMS Holi Best Messages

touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy n Colorful HOLI

When love is in the air,
you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!

Some things just can’t be expressed in words
Some people just can’t be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all iam going to say is ..
I love u .
Happy holi sweetheart

May the beauty
Of Holi Colours
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy Holi …..

Long live the tradition of hindu culture
and as the generations have passed by
hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Happy n Colorful HOLI

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy
I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles
you’ve brought to my life. Happy Holi

Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !

Best wishes to you for a
Holi filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Lets welcome the vibrant festival
of colors wth joy & jubilation!Happy Holi!

AUSPICIOUS RED.
SUNKISSED GOLD.
SOOTHING SILVER.
PRETTY PURPLE.
BLISSFUL BLUE.
FOREVER GREEN.
I WISH U AND ALL FAMILY MEMBERS D MOST COLOURFUL .. HOLI.

If you fear playing holi with others
What do you do?
Fill a bucket with water and colours
and take a holi dip

Wish you colors of life
Let there be...
WHITE of LUV & PEACE
GREEN of MONEY
YELLOW of FAME
RED of POWER and
mix of all to remember good people.
* happy holi *

Here I send you Rainbow message…
Dipped Colors of Joy and happiness,
Those will make your life even more colourful..

Happy Holi!!

Red blue green purple orange pink...
choose any colour
now close ur eyes n feel the colour
on ur body,ur arms n legs...
this is holi in sms style..
Happy Holi

A true and caring relation
doesn't have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to
express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Happy holi to you and your family.
Celebrate with Pichkari and Gulal...
Throw water Baloons!
Get drunk.. Just like I am right now...
Happy Holi once again.

Holi SMS
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI!

May you have the most blessed holi festival than you ever had.
May it be full of fun,joy and love.
May you be as colorful as the festival itself or even more.
Lets all have lots of fun.

May you have the most blessed holi festival than you ever had.
May it be full of fun,joy and love.
May you be as colorful as the festival itself or even more.
Lets all have lots of fun.

wish u a very joyful holi.
may this colorful event gives you extra power to turn your dreams into reality.

If wishes come in rainbow colors,
then I would send
the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Just like a red rose
that fills the world
with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life
so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy
I wanna say thank you
for all the love & smiles
you've brought to my life.
Happy Holi

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

Time to soak in the freshness of Spring HOLI is here let the colors pour in.

May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy
colors of happiness
colors of friendship
colors of love
and all other colors
you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

May the Divine Colours  of Holi,
paint  your Life with
Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health
Happy Holi.

Best wishes to you for a Holi
filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

Splash in d color of fun,
enjoy d yummy food!
May ur life be as colorful as Holi!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Latest SMS Text messages jokes Funny SMS

Latest SMS Text messages jokes Funny SMS

John  got 0 marks in a paper.

Father asks him What is it

John  replies

Teacher do not have Stars now

So she is giving Planets

Love is blind but

What is Marriage???

Its blind men’s association

Current latest sms messages shayari sms hindi text messages Love

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love is best Expressed by hindi shayari

See the Latest Current hindi love poem
Ek Hi Shahar, Mein Rahte Ham,

Phir Bhi Mil  Nahin Paate Ham,

Tumse To Tumhare

Khwab Achchhe Hain

Jo Aankh Band Karte Hi

Chale Aate Hain.

Aankhon Mein Haain

Gamo Ke Aansoo,

Aur Hontho Par

Fariyaden Hain,

Aur Kya Hai

Ab Pas Hamare,

Bus Ek Teri

Yaaden Hain.

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Top humor funny sms jokes hindi latest unpublished

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Question: Aadmi shadi kyon karta hai?

Answer : Sidhi si baat hai, taake marne ke baad

Jab narak mein jaye to

ajeeb sa na lage.

Question: Wife ko begum kyon kehte ham?

Answer : Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate ham, aur biwi BE-GUM ho jati hai!
Who kaun hai jo uchhal uchhaj k paida hote hain...?

Arey buddhu POPCORN

Taantrik; “Bachcha agar teri  biwi ko

chudail chipak jaye to kya karega...?”

Pati: “Agar wo do behenen

gale mil rahin ho to

main kyaa kar sakta hoon...?”
Premi: “Tum mujhse shadi kab karogi?”

Premika: “Jab mere parivar wale maan jayenge tab”

Premi: “Tumhare parivar me kaun kaun hai?”

Premika: “Mera pati or 3 bachhe...!”

Zamane Ne Hamko

Deewana Bana Diya,

Zamane Ne Hamko

Deewana Bana Diya,

Banana Tha Jiska Baap

Uska Mama Bana Diya.


Bhagwan Se Scooter manga car di

Ghar manga bangia diya;

Dost manga to tumhe diya.

Bhagwan  ne is baar aisa

julm kyo kiya.
Kehte ham ki ISHQ mein

neend ud jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare

Kambhakat neend bahut aati hai

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Jokes SMS Hindi parayi istri ko apni Maa samjho

Jokes SMS Hindi

Papa : beta har parayi istri  ko

apni Maa samjho to tumhara character

thik ho jayega...

Beta: Lekin Papa fir Aapke character ka kya hoga...???

Latest SMS Joke hindi Shahjahan told these words more than 1000 times to Mumtaj

Latest SMS Joke hindi

I love you

Do you love me?

Shahjahan told

these words more than

1000 times to Mumtaj

But she didn’t reply.

U know y?

Coz she didn’t know English!!!

Hindi SMS Fun tum na mili to kisi aur ka

Hindi SMS Fun

Ek banda love letter likhta hai ek Iadki ko

aur niche sign marta hai:

“tumhara aur sirf tumbara...

Aur tum na mili to kisi aur ka!!!

Mazakiya Hindi SMS joke kal maine Bipasa ko phone kiya

Mazakiya Hindi SMS joke

Friend  1 : “Oye kal maine Bipasa ko phone kiya aur uske sath baat bhi ki,”

Friend 2:

“Kya kaha usne?”

Friend  1:

“Wrong, number...”

Fun hindi SMS kabhi to female bhej

Fun hindi SMS

Friend1 : “Yaar mera mail mila?”

Friend 2 : “Han mila, hamesha mail hi bhejta rahata hai, kabhi to female bhej!”

Fun Teaser SMS BAKRA is still reading the SMS

Fun Teaser  SMS

-Chicken ready? Yes boss...

-Fish ready? Yes boss...

-Egg ready? Yes boss...

-Mutton ready? No boss...

BAKRA is still reading the SMS...!

SMS Wit Rules for exams in Hindi

SMS Wit

Rules for exams:

Har sawal se datkar ladna,

fekne mein kami na karna,

mauka mile to aage pichhe bhi dekhna,

or 1 baat yaad rakhna

RAM NAAM JAPNA

aagewale ka paper apna.

Funny SMS Twinkle twinkle little STAR.

Funny SMS

Twinkle twinkle little STAR.

I just went to Topaz BAR.

Quarter rates are up so HIGH.

So drink a beer with

chicken FRY

New Hindi SMS Sona Diya Sunar Ko To

New Hindi SMS

Sona Diya Sunar Ko To

Payal Bana Diya,

Dil Diya Dildar Ko To

Ghayal Bana Diya.

Fun Hindi SMS teaser Lachkte hue hathon se unhone

Lachkte hue hathon se unhone

meri kalai ko aise chhua

Jaise uski har saans mujhse poocha rahi thi,

“Bhai saab time kya hua...”

Fun Hindi SMS Ladkiyon ke college mein

Fun Hindi SMS

Ladkiyon ke college mein

hadtal thi.

Ladike bhi unke saath the.

Ladkiyon ne nara lagaya

hamari maange,

pichhe se aawaz aayi

sindoor se bharo.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Best love short poems for valentine day

Best love short poems for valentine day

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See the List Below
I never seen someone

With such beautiful eyes

You are the only one made for me

by the mighty god of skies

Happy Valentines Day

Please Call me

please give me a ring,

Pardon me for loving you

when you talk to me ,my heart goes to swing

I love you
I love you  night and day

You make me happy you make  me proud

For the eternity we should stay together

This is the only thing I  pray

please Listen to me I have Something to Say

Many Happy returns of Valentine's Day

I have never seen anyone

Sweet as you before

meet me on this valentines day

And I  will never need anyone  more.

Happy valentines Day
you are the one who gives me strength

in the moments of despair

you are the one who is always in my Dreams

and in the fragrance of  morning air

I Love You Sweetheart

All new valentine day SMS Love Poems for Feb 14

All new valentine day SMS Love Poems for Feb 14

sms text message to Your Beloved

phone messages that will keep  your  love thinking About you
My hands will be around you one  day

you are unaware of my love today

My love is going to bound you one day

Paradise is always where you live

Paradise is always when you smile

Paradise is always when you look at me

I want to live in paradise

So  I am Saying

I love you

I love you  for what you are

I Love you  for what I am when I am with you.

I love you  for what you are making of me.

I Love You because You are Special for me

You are  the loveliest and best

A Sea of Love is now Inside my Chest ,

The Day you met me in my life

All my Desires came silently to rest,

As I  found the Best

Top Love SMS Worlds best Sincere valentine Day messages SMS

Top Love SMS Worlds best Sincere valentine Day messages SMS
Loving you might mean taking chances,
but they're worth taking.
Loving you might be a mistake,
but it's worth making

I hold it true, whate'er befall
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

When I'm feeling blue All I have to do Is
take a look at you And then I'm not so blue

This all exists only because I love you,
the world is here, and it will always be,
the end of everything is only an irony,
as the sun is rising on East,
and it shines for all the ones underneath.
But to me, nothing has to do,
it all exists only because I love you.

Sometimes your love color  my words

Sometimes it colors my dreams ,

I am nothing without you

Thats Why I am Saying ,I love you

Hope you have a special day
Filled with love and happiness
Hope its as warm as your smile
and as wonderful as you are
Happy valentines Day