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Question: Wife ko begum kyon kehte ham?
Answer : Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate ham, aur biwi BE-GUM ho jati hai!
Taantrik; “Bachcha agar teri biwi ko
chudail chipak jaye to kya karega...?”
Pati: “Agar wo do behenen
gale mil rahin ho to
main kyaa kar sakta hoon...?”
Zamane Ne Hamko
Deewana Bana Diya,
Zamane Ne Hamko
Deewana Bana Diya,
Banana Tha Jiska Baap
Uska Mama Bana Diya.
Bhagwan Se Scooter manga car di
Ghar manga bangia diya;
Dost manga to tumhe diya.
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa
julm kyo kiya.
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Question: Aadmi shadi kyon karta hai?
Answer : Sidhi si baat hai, taake marne ke baad
Jab narak mein jaye to
ajeeb sa na lage.
Question: Wife ko begum kyon kehte ham?
Answer : Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate ham, aur biwi BE-GUM ho jati hai!
Who kaun hai jo uchhal uchhaj k paida hote hain...?
Arey buddhu POPCORN
Taantrik; “Bachcha agar teri biwi ko
chudail chipak jaye to kya karega...?”
Pati: “Agar wo do behenen
gale mil rahin ho to
main kyaa kar sakta hoon...?”
Premi: “Tum mujhse shadi kab karogi?”
Premika: “Jab mere parivar wale maan jayenge tab”
Premi: “Tumhare parivar me kaun kaun hai?”
Premika: “Mera pati or 3 bachhe...!”
Zamane Ne Hamko
Deewana Bana Diya,
Zamane Ne Hamko
Deewana Bana Diya,
Banana Tha Jiska Baap
Uska Mama Bana Diya.
Bhagwan Se Scooter manga car di
Ghar manga bangia diya;
Dost manga to tumhe diya.
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa
julm kyo kiya.
Kehte ham ki ISHQ mein
neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Kambhakat neend bahut aati hai
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